I have just found 55 unanswered emails. Hairyfarmer@tiscali.co.uk does not, it appears, come to my inbox at all. They stay out in webworld. Several of you have emailed me, and I have appeared unforgivably rude by not replying.
ARSE.
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Another eason I hate technology. I swear it’s out to get me. SOrry it bit you in the bum
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I wondered when you’d get back to me with your bank details for my deceased dictator father’s millions.
You missed your chance. If you’d replied, I was going to donate a kidney should you ever need one. Now that I’ve been dissed, body organs are off the table!
MWAH!
Glad you weren’t ignoring me.
All my contact details are locked away in the email inbox of The Dead Computer. Now terminal illness of the DC has been determined (fractured pin in the USB port causing shorting into the tower…it could have electrocuted me!) and repaired I can once again reply to those three week old messages I did not answer the minute I opened them.
To err is human. To really fuck things up you need a computer.
That is quite all right. If I have sent you anything be assured that it was drivel and was best sent straight to the trash, so just as well!
And did CBeebies show the card?
Hey, at least you have an excuse. I receive all my emails, I’m just REALLY crap at replying. REALLY crap. In unparalleled ways.